Jude (5): Hey, you got new glasses. They're ugly, I liked the old ones better. blah blah...
Me: It's not nice to tell people their glasses are ugly.
Jude: Oh hey, I mean, they're SO handsome mom!
Lucy (2.75): runs into room. "Mommmmm! I am SO not happy with the dog." Shows me her teddy bear with chewed arm.
They are so funny!